Dear people who set glorious examples of how to truly dance on the dance floor and people who don't grind,
I am in complete awe by the way you all dance by grinding. Even the animals applaud the way you all accurately resemble the way they make love. And to whomever wants to watch live porn, they are welcome to come and watch the dance for free! Grinding is a great way for girls and boy to get to know each other. If you are reading this and haven't tried grinding before, then you are missing so much in life!
Boys, if you want to learn how to get a girl to fall in love and dance with you, better listen carefully. First, you waltz into the dance floor and find a girl. Once you find your target, tell her you want to dry hump her like (name any type of animal). She will definitely be turned on and agree to grind with you. Before you start grinding, you must put some gorilla glue on your crotch because it's going to be one heck of a ride! If you don't use this glue, you might lose your partner in the crowd or another guy will steal your girl. I'd also recommend wearing two pants just in case one rips. Don't forget to wear a cup. You DEFINITELY need to protect your penis. There will be a lot of bumping and friction your wiener will not be able to endure. There's even a possibility of both you and your partner catching on fire. Besides this, grinding is safe, fun, and will guarantee your social life.
Now on to the girls. Just like the boys, grinding is a great way to get guys. First, just get on the dance floor. Then you bend over and stick your butt in the air like you just don't care! Surely a guy will notice your fine butt and will ask to dry hump you like some kind of animal, and you're set to go! As stated from before, put some Gorilla glue on your butt so you don't lose your partner. I would also advise putting plastic wrap around your butt to decrease the friction.
I would definitely recommend grinding in dances. It's easier than learning other dance moves. All you have to do is rub yourself vigorously against your partner. It also guarantees any person, whether they are four hundred pounds fat, contaminated with acne, and are poor, a partner. Hey, there have been many success stories of people getting married to their grinding partner. Most importantly we must continue the birthrate for the future generations, regardless your age.
Thank you so much for setting a great example for others on how to grind. Please, continue the hard work. Newbies, get started!
Sincerely,
A worshiper of grinding
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